Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Missionaries of the New Truth

Ads for sketchy ministerial certification appeared to be targeting young men seeking creative ways to avoid the draft.


MISSIONARIES OF THE NEW TRUTH

WE WANT YOU TO JOIN OUR FAITH AS AN ORDAINED MINISTER

with a rank of DOCTOR OF DIVINITY

And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free 

– John 8:32

We want men and women of all ages, who believe as we do, to join us in the holy search for Truth. We believe that all men should seek Truth by all just means. As one of our ministers you can:

1.      Ordain others in our name.

2.      Set up your own church and apply for exemption from property and other taxes.

3.      Perform marriages and exercise all other ecclesiastic powers.

4.      Get sizeable cash grants for doing our missionary work.

5.      Seek draft exemption as one of our working missionaries. We can tell you how.

6.      Some transportation companies, hotels, theaters, etc. give reduced rates to ministers.

GET THE WHOLE PACKAGE FOR $10.

 Along with your Ordination Certificate, Doctor of Divinity and I.D. card we’ll send blank forms to use when you wish to ordain others. Your ordination is completely legal and valid anywhere in this country. Your money back without question if your package isn’t everything you expect it to be. For an additional $10 we will send your Ordination and D.D. Certificates beautifully framed and glassed.

Send to: MISSIONARIES OF THE NEW TURTH

Box 1393, Dept. RB, Evanston, Illinois, 60204

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Address

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$10 encl., (no frames)

$20 encl. (deluxe frames)


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